You describe yourself as a comedian, and yet the joke you give is, to be honest.. rubbish. Please give your best

Question: You describe yourself as a comedian, and yet the joke you give is, to be honest.. rubbish. Please give your best joke.
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Asked by ibarelovescienceandting to Simon on 21 Jun 2011.
- Simon Trent answered on 21 Jun 2011:
  
  What did the brain do when it saw one of its brain friends across the road? It gave a brain wave!
  
  Apologies if this humour is not to your taste!

Question: You describe yourself as a comedian, and yet the joke you give is, to be honest.. rubbish. Please give your best joke.